Your New Role Model: The Dork Who Pants & Cries Over a Star Wars Trailer

There is no scenario where a man should not be humiliated to put out a video of himself crying like a baby over a movie. I’m still mildly embarrassed that I cried over “Where the Red Fern Grows.” In my defense, I was 9 at the time and that featured good and loyal dogs dying, while this lame Star Wars trailer is mostly boring.

The guy is literally PANTING WITH EXCITEMENT over the LucasFilms logo coming up. The only men that should be panting over that are George Lucas and his accountant. He goes on from there to LITERALLY CRY TEARS over wildly overdone CGI and people standing around. Maybe you should take this with a grain of salt because I am not a Star Wars fan, but it’s not even a good trailer.

Ian Miles Cheong noted, quite correctly, that the video made him cringe. Of course, it did. It’s a 40-year-old man-baby turning into a blubbering mess over a Star Wars trailer. This turned into a whole huge thing, with Mark Hamill, along with tens of thousands of other people jumping in to heap abuse on anyone who dared to point out how pathetic this is.

Here’s the thing.

Masculine men — as opposed to the sort of man-boy you see in the video — are intrinsically grossed out by this kind of behavior. It’s like seeing a cockroach crawl out of your salad. Why? Because this guy is such an obvious failure as a man. This is not someone you can rely on in a tough situation. This isn’t someone you’d want to have your back in a fight. This is not a guy you could trust to look out for you or even for himself. He’s a weak, simpering, soft child masquerading as an adult and it’s naturally off-putting to both men and women. The sort of woke SJWs pushing this kind of behavior are not your friends if you’re a man.

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John Hawkins created in 2001; built it up to a top 10,000 in the world website; created a corporation with more than 20 employees to support it; created a 3.5 million person Facebook page; became one of the most popular conservative columnists in America; was published everywhere from National Review to Human Events, to Townhall, to PJ Media, to the Daily Wire, to The Hill; wrote a book 101 Things All Young Adults Should Know that was at one point top 50 in the self-help section on Amazon; did hundreds of hours as a guest on radio shows, raised $611,000 in a GoFundMe for Brett Kavanaugh’s family and has been talked about everywhere from The New York Times to Buzzfeed, to the Washington Post, to Yahoo News, to the Rush Limbaugh Show, to USA Today. After seeing the unjust way that Brett Kavanaugh was treated during his hearings and how a lifetime worth of good work was put at risk by unprovable allegations, John Hawkins decided to create a men’s website. Welcome to Brass Pills!


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