You Don’t Need Money or Muscles to Get Women, You Just Need This Soap

I saw someone talking about this soap on the r/redpill subreddit yesterday and today, I was lucky enough to run across it. It is just as hilarious as I had hoped, but unfortunately it’s a bit too expensive to buy as a gag gift.

As you’re laughing out loud at the idea that anyone would buy this soap because it’s so over-the-top and on the nose, here’s a parting thought. This is how almost EVERYTHING is sold these days. As Geoffrey Miller wrote in his excellent book, Spent: Sex, Evolution, and Consumer Behavior,

Today we ornament ourselves with goods and services more to make an impression on other people’s minds than to enjoy owning a chunk of matter—a fact that renders “materialism” a profoundly misleading term for much of consumption. Many products are signals first and material objects second. Our vast social-primate brains evolved to pursue one central social goal: to look good in the eyes of others.

Women are not going to chase you if you use Axe Body Spray; a weird magical man in a crown is not going to be your friend if you eat at Burger King and you’re not going to be having crazy adventures with a group of friends while everyone cheers you just because you pick the right car. Think about that the next time you’re about to take money out of your wallet to pay for a product as ridiculous as this soap, but with much better marketers.

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John Hawkins created in 2001; built it up to a top 10,000 in the world website; created a corporation with more than 20 employees to support it; created a 3.5 million person Facebook page; became one of the most popular conservative columnists in America; was published everywhere from National Review to Human Events, to Townhall, to PJ Media, to the Daily Wire, to The Hill; wrote a book 101 Things All Young Adults Should Know that was at one point top 50 in the self-help section on Amazon; did hundreds of hours as a guest on radio shows, raised $611,000 in a GoFundMe for Brett Kavanaugh’s family and has been talked about everywhere from The New York Times to Buzzfeed, to the Washington Post, to Yahoo News, to the Rush Limbaugh Show, to USA Today. After seeing the unjust way that Brett Kavanaugh was treated during his hearings and how a lifetime worth of good work was put at risk by unprovable allegations, John Hawkins decided to create a men’s website. Welcome to Brass Pills!


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