Woman Uses Tinder to Find Guys to Dig Her Car Out of the Snow

If men were doing this, it would be a national crisis and every chick magazine in America would be writing articles warning women about men using them to shovel snow. But, since it’s a woman taking advantage of a bunch of dopey men, we all laugh…

Journalist Susan Zalkind wrote an article for Boston magazine about how she found men on Tinder who were willing to shovel her car out of snow during a winter season that saw her city inch toward an all-time record for snowfall. To give you a glimpse of her success rate, at one point, after 74 right swipes, she got 35 matches, and 11 offers to shovel.

See, this is the same reason you don’t take women on extravagant first dates or buy drinks for women you just met at the bar. As a general rule, women are completely comfortable taking gifts and services from men foolishly hoping to woo them. Just like a man will sleep with a woman, never go on a date with her again and not feel bad about it because he didn’t tell her any lies, a woman will take everything you give her and not feel like she owes you a thing — and she doesn’t. Men should remember that before they open their wallets.

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John Hawkins
John Hawkins created Rightwingnews.com in 2001; built it up to a top 10,000 in the world website; created a corporation with more than 20 employees to support it; created a 3.5 million person Facebook page; became one of the most popular conservative columnists in America; was published everywhere from National Review to Human Events, to Townhall, to PJ Media, to the Daily Wire, to The Hill; wrote a book 101 Things All Young Adults Should Know that was at one point top 50 in the self-help section on Amazon; did hundreds of hours as a guest on radio shows, raised $611,000 in a GoFundMe for Brett Kavanaugh’s family and has been talked about everywhere from The New York Times to Buzzfeed, to the Washington Post, to Yahoo News, to the Rush Limbaugh Show, to USA Today. After seeing the unjust way that Brett Kavanaugh was treated during his hearings and how a lifetime worth of good work was put at risk by unprovable allegations, John Hawkins decided to create a men’s website. Welcome to Brass Pills!


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