Why the Oliver Twist and His Bowl of Gruel Approach to Women is a Disaster

This is what happens when you unleash your inner Oliver Twist and beg a girl for her time like Oliver begged for a bowl of gruel…

Mistake #1: Stop talking so much. She’s into you or she’s not. Your obsessive interest in her when she’s not responding is either going to make her think you are pathetic or creepy.

Mistake #2: The frame is super-weak. This guy sounds like a lackey at Microsoft who accidentally scratched Bill Gates’ car and is trying not to get fired. Is she doing some dork a favor by talking to him or is she the lucky one because she’s talking to you?

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Mistake #3: Why would you ever desexualize yourself with a woman you are interested in? Yes, it might make her feel more comfortable, but does she really want that or does she want to feel like crazy sex might “accidentally” break out at any time because of the dirty, wild passionate vibe the two of you have going? She knows a million guys she has no sexual chemistry with, so why would she want that with a guy she’s dating?

Oliver Twist’s grade? F–

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John Hawkins created Rightwingnews.com in 2001; built it up to a top 10,000 in the world website; created a corporation with more than 20 employees to support it; created a 3.5 million person Facebook page; became one of the most popular conservative columnists in America; was published everywhere from National Review to Human Events, to Townhall, to PJ Media, to the Daily Wire, to The Hill; wrote a book 101 Things All Young Adults Should Know that was at one point top 50 in the self-help section on Amazon; did hundreds of hours as a guest on radio shows, raised $611,000 in a GoFundMe for Brett Kavanaugh’s family and has been talked about everywhere from The New York Times to Buzzfeed, to the Washington Post, to Yahoo News, to the Rush Limbaugh Show, to USA Today. After seeing the unjust way that Brett Kavanaugh was treated during his hearings and how a lifetime worth of good work was put at risk by unprovable allegations, John Hawkins decided to create a men’s website. Welcome to Brass Pills!

 

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