The wife told me she wanted to experiment, I said ‘sure’, then she attempted to eat my feces


First of all, I laughed out loud multiple times reading that.

Beyond that, once at a party a group of us were talking to an attractive woman and she told us that her sexual fantasy was to, and I quote, “BITE THROUGH HUMAN FLESH.” I don’t care who the woman is or how attractive I think she is, that is going to be a hard pass for me. Same goes for Angelina Jolie and the habit she and her boyfriend had of cutting themselves with knives during sex. Nope, nope, nope, nope! It’s okay to have certain hard limits that you won’t go beyond.