The wife told me she wanted to experiment, I said ‘sure’, then she attempted to eat my feces

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First of all, I laughed out loud multiple times reading that.

Beyond that, once at a party a group of us were talking to an attractive woman and she told us that her sexual fantasy was to, and I quote, “BITE THROUGH HUMAN FLESH.” I don’t care who the woman is or how attractive I think she is, that is going to be a hard pass for me. Same goes for Angelina Jolie and the habit she and her boyfriend had of cutting themselves with knives during sex. Nope, nope, nope, nope! It’s okay to have certain hard limits that you won’t go beyond.

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In this guy’s case, he agreed to do something repulsive; his wife upped the ante a bit and now he doesn’t know if he can go on?  If you don’t want to do it, don’t do it. On the other hand, I guess alternately, he could just do it on special occasions for her……. like their anniversary…hahahahahahaa.

No, just kidding.

Dumping the mother of your children because she has a gross sexual kink that you indulged? Dude, stop being such a girl about it. If you want to leave the marriage, leave, but don’t use this as an excuse to do it.

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John Hawkins
John Hawkins created Rightwingnews.com in 2001; built it up to a top 10,000 in the world website; created a corporation with more than 20 employees to support it; created a 3.5 million person Facebook page; became one of the most popular conservative columnists in America; was published everywhere from National Review to Human Events, to Townhall, to PJ Media, to the Daily Wire, to The Hill; wrote a book 101 Things All Young Adults Should Know that was at one point top 50 in the self-help section on Amazon; did hundreds of hours as a guest on radio shows, raised $611,000 in a GoFundMe for Brett Kavanaugh’s family and has been talked about everywhere from The New York Times to Buzzfeed, to the Washington Post, to Yahoo News, to the Rush Limbaugh Show, to USA Today. After seeing the unjust way that Brett Kavanaugh was treated during his hearings and how a lifetime worth of good work was put at risk by unprovable allegations, John Hawkins decided to create a men’s website. Welcome to Brass Pills!

 

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