The New York Post: ‘Murses’ Are The Hot New Accessory For Men

No, ‘Murses’ are not the “hot new accessory” for men. Neither are dresses, onesies, make-up for men or whatever other trash is repeatedly pushed by gay fashion designers. Trust me, I get what they’re trying to do. “Wow, if we could just get men to buy this product for women, we’d be creating a whole new market and we could be at the forefront of it!” Then they get some gay models to wear whatever it is and either pay off / convince some allies in the press & celebrities to push it and there you go, the “murse” is supposedly the hot new thing every guy wants.

Stylish gents no longer have to be confined to carrying bulky backpacks or overstuffed billfolds, thanks to the new must-have accessory taking over designer’s spring 2020 men’s runways — the “murse.”

Man bags in the way of cross-body satchels, fanny packs, top handle totes, and compact clutches were among the biggest trend to emerge on the recent men’s spring 2020 catwalks.

…Nick Jonas recently rocked a sleek black leather portfolio clutch while in Paris to attend the recent nuptials of his brother Joe and new sister-in-law Sophie Turner. Rapper A$ap Rocky found his bag zen with a Loewe ying yang fringe satchel. Meanwhile, singer Swae Lee showed us a new way to wear a murse donning a white leather Thom Browne satchel around his neck while attending the designer’s menswear showing in Paris.

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Oh well, if effeminate Nick Jonas and some catwalk models whose gender might be in doubt if you passed them on the street are wearing it, it must be in! I guess that like most men, I am just going to have to be totally uncool and skip clutching my darling little murse while I pick out the right shade of “manscara” this year. How will we ever live it down if we run into Nick Jonas or A$ap Rocky?

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John Hawkins created Rightwingnews.com in 2001; built it up to a top 10,000 in the world website; created a corporation with more than 20 employees to support it; created a 3.5 million person Facebook page; became one of the most popular conservative columnists in America; was published everywhere from National Review to Human Events, to Townhall, to PJ Media, to the Daily Wire, to The Hill; wrote a book 101 Things All Young Adults Should Know that was at one point top 50 in the self-help section on Amazon; did hundreds of hours as a guest on radio shows, raised $611,000 in a GoFundMe for Brett Kavanaugh’s family and has been talked about everywhere from The New York Times to Buzzfeed, to the Washington Post, to Yahoo News, to the Rush Limbaugh Show, to USA Today. After seeing the unjust way that Brett Kavanaugh was treated during his hearings and how a lifetime worth of good work was put at risk by unprovable allegations, John Hawkins decided to create a men’s website. Welcome to Brass Pills!

 

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