The 10 Most Inappropriate Children’s Books

Children’s books are supposed to be uplifting stories that teach children valuable life lessons that will hopefully stick with them for the rest of their life. 

These are not those books.

  1. “Go the F**k to Sleep”

Subtlety is not this author’s forte.

  1. “Harpo’s Horrible Secret”

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Something tells me it’s got something to do with Grandpa standing uncomfortably close.

  1. “Where Willy Went…”

For parents who don’t believe in lying to their kids about the stork.

  1. “The Night Dad Went To Jail”

This is just… Why?

  1. “My First Cavity Search”

This makes me uncomfortable for a multitude of reasons.

  1. “Why Is Mommy Moaning?”

The fact that it’s a “’First Time” book is probably not helping the awkward factor.

  1. “Don’t Make Me Go Back, Mommy”

“A child’s book about satanic ritual abuse.” Honestly not a sentence I’d ever thought I’d read.

  1. “My Mom Has Hepatitis C”

Horrifying. Simply horrifying.

  1. “I Wish Daddy Didn’t Drink So Much”

Owning this book is a cry for help.

  1. “Good-bye, Testicles”

Might as well wish your innocence goodbye while you’re at it.

 

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