10) He even looks sad.
9) Ok, this is just hurtful.
8) No. Just no.
7) Vroom, vroom! You’ve driven right into the friend zone!
6) Not only does he have her on his shoulders, he’s at crotch level with the other dude.
5) Might as well just wear a tutu, bro.
4) It’s never a good sign when you’ve been reduced to a coffee table for her ashtray.
3) I’ve heard of people putting down their coats in the old days, but literally letting her walk all over you seems like a bit much.
2) Never do this. Never, ever, ever, ever do this.
1) This is a savage friend zoning from beginning to end, but the #stillsingletho tag at the end makes it LEGENDARY.