He Watched 9 Guys Run a Train On Her & Then Later Married Her

My first thought after reading that was the natural, “Holy sh*t, what guy could watch that and then marry that woman?”

Then, other things come to mind. Like, “Wait, he WATCHED 9 guys run a train on her? Why wasn’t he part of the train? Was he too shy? Was it like a weird, kinky cuck thing where he wanted to watch a bunch of guys run a train on his girl?”

That must make for a romantic story to tell people, right?

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Semi-Faithful Latina: How did you two meet?

Friend: Well, it’s so funny. We were at a bar and some guy was bothering me and he walked up, told him to leave me alone. He was so manly, I just knew he was the guy for me! Right sweetie? How about you two? How did you meet?

Semi-Faithful Latina’s Husband: Oh, well she was like on all fours and there was a guy in front of her and behind pounding away. Then, they like high fived and were like, ‘This girl is queen of the hoes!’ At just that moment, she looked up, caught my eye and it was love at first sight!”

Of course, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to tell you that you don’t marry a prostitute, a porn star, a stripper or a girl you watched take on 9 random dudes at a frat party. Plus, in this case, her Twitter name is “Semi-faithful Latina” which probably means she’s banging dudes on the side and any woman with judgment poor enough to post this to her Twitter account is not someone you want in your life until you die.

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John Hawkins created Rightwingnews.com in 2001; built it up to a top 10,000 in the world website; created a corporation with more than 20 employees to support it; created a 3.5 million person Facebook page; became one of the most popular conservative columnists in America; was published everywhere from National Review to Human Events, to Townhall, to PJ Media, to the Daily Wire, to The Hill; wrote a book 101 Things All Young Adults Should Know that was at one point top 50 in the self-help section on Amazon; did hundreds of hours as a guest on radio shows, raised $611,000 in a GoFundMe for Brett Kavanaugh’s family and has been talked about everywhere from The New York Times to Buzzfeed, to the Washington Post, to Yahoo News, to the Rush Limbaugh Show, to USA Today. After seeing the unjust way that Brett Kavanaugh was treated during his hearings and how a lifetime worth of good work was put at risk by unprovable allegations, John Hawkins decided to create a men’s website. Welcome to Brass Pills!


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