
This is a new one on me…
Yesterday, I [M/40] discovered my wife’s [ F/38 ] ” secret ” Instagram account, and I need help to cope …
Secret for me, public knowledge for almost everyone else…Bear with me:So yesterday, my sister visited me at home as I needed help with some work. As we took a coffee break, my sister becomes slighty serious and says to me “You know, I’m starting to find it kinda weird that your wife doesn’t have any pictures with you on her instagram, am I wrong?”
Now to my knowledge until then, my wife’s “only” Instagram account has like 10ish pics, and a little above 100 followers. I answer that she barely uses the app/site whatever and there is no point in having me plastered around for such a small family & close friends account. lt was that moment when my sister’s face went Hollywood-like surprised as she says “no man, I’m talking about her famous account, I don’t see you in literally any pic there” . My brain cannot comprehend anything as I look at her and just ask about what godd*mned account does she talks about and what in the f**k is even this. I don’t think any Academy Awards winners could recreate the “wtf” look on both me and my sister’s faces during this conversation.