Generally, laughter during sex is not something most guys appreciate, but these stories are funny.
— A cop knocked on the window of the car we were in. He seemed more embarrassed than us. Turns out he’d been dating the girl I was with. Very awkward to say the least. I felt kinda shitty about that.
— As I was going down on my wife, the cat decided it would be a good time to climb and sit on top of my head. I tried to ignore it, but when she looked down she started laughing so hard that it killed the mood for the rest of the night.
— It was a lovely summer evening and my parents were out shopping. After calculating the time I have left I invited my girlfriend over. (we were 16 y.o at that time) After we started having sex on the couch, my parents suddenly came back and my naked GF jumped out of the window, straight to the garden. I couldn’t find a reasonable explanation for why am I naked, the window is open and plants which were on the windowsill are now on the floor. I’ve never been that embarrassed in my life.
— No joke, true story. I was seeing this really tiny girl about 13 years ago, shortly after my divorce. it was purely a D/s thing as she really liked being spanked, told what to do and so on, and we always finished with rough sex.
Anyway, she had lost her eye as an infant due to cancer in her tear duct and she had a glass eye, not very obvious unless you looked closely. Anyway, after one of our sessions, I had her bent over the bed and I was going at her doggy style, and all of a sudden, I see something fly over the bed and roll across the blanket. Without losing a beat, I calmly asked her if that was what I(eye) think that is. She says yes and I just keep going until I finish.
Afterwards we laughed and cleaned up and she says, well, now you can tell people you fucked some girl so hard you knocked her eye out.