Via Reddit,
Incidentally, if you are wondering what this hellish color scheme would look like, someone stepped up to the plate to help us out.
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If you are a man and were about to get married to a woman who came up with this, my advice would be to run. RUN LIKE THE WIND. Because any woman who comes up with this kind of idea is obviously very selfish, very extravagant, weird and completely oblivious to the feelings of other human beings. Strapping that anchor to your bootstraps is a recipe for a miserable marriage, followed by a bitter divorce and years of child support payments that will be spent on weird dolls and cat clothes instead of your kids.
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