Incidentally, if you are wondering what this hellish color scheme would look like, someone stepped up to the plate to help us out.
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You’re probably thinking, “There’s no way this story could get even better,” but if so, you’d be wrong because Metro News is on the case with the follow-up post from her Facebook page.
“Sounds like a super chill, casual get-together. So, what happens to the person who’s found guilty? ‘I will simply cut all ties and communication with you (and talk sh*t about you for a long, long time),’ writes the bride. ‘If you have any information about who violated my trust and my wedding planning, I will give you $100.’
Now a message for us, the ‘internet trolls’ who have commented on the dress code. Brace yourselves. To us, the bride writes: ‘DO YOU F***ING KNOW ME? DO YOU KNOW WHY WE ARE DOING THINGS THIS WAY? No??? ‘Then shut up! Go back to your scum basement and play video games and never f***ing make comments about people you don’t know. ‘My husband and I are certified spiritual healers with over ten years of experience.”
Is this woman cutting ties with you a terrible threat? Whoever did it should turn himself in, get the $100 reward and enjoy the privilege of getting this weird self-obsessed woman out of his life. By the way, what the hell are “certified spiritual healers?” Witch doctors? Voodoo specialists? If they’re both in a weird hippy-dippy profession, it may help explain why there is a man willing to sign on for the life-altering train wreck that marriage to a woman this wacky and selfish would entail. That being said, bro, raise your standards because the way she’s handling this wedding is a red flag that Stevie Wonder could see coming. Flee while you can.