7 Reasons You Don’t Want to Date a Male Feminist

Male feminist

I was recently reading an article about why women should date male feminists. As I read the reasons why I kept shaking my head no and not just a passive no but a vehement NO! My word have I entered another dimension where women want men who are like women only weaker with a penis? Why would a woman want that? Why not just date women? The biggest reason they say they want a male feminist is that he will respect you as an equal. He doesn’t though because feminism doesn’t believe women are equal, it treats women like they are not close to equal which is why they need all these special privileges that they call “rights”. That said I decided to put together seven reasons why I would not want to date a male feminist. Here we go!

1. Because I am not a lesbian.
I want to date a man who acts like a man not some simpering fop who feels the need to placate me. Don’t humor me, treat me like an equal not someone who needs special dispensation because I have a vagina.

2. Because I don’t want to sign a consent form for every step of the mating process.
I prefer to let sex happen naturally. It’s a turn off to be asked if I consent to the kiss, the caress, the necking, the petting, etc. If I don’t consent, I’ll tell you…likely in a loud and rude fashion.

3. Because I am an adult and I don’t need someone to treat me like a child.
I don’t need a man to tell me that nothing is my fault because of my vagina. I have agency and I am responsible for my life, my choices and my actions. I neither need nor desire any white knight on his magical steed to save me from the consequences of my behavior. I’ll save myself. Thanks.