We’re a society full of men that admire badasses and watch heroes take on armies of bad guys on the big screen, but most of us never get to live what we’re seeing. We’re not going to ever have the opportunity to plant a battle-ax in an enemy’s skull or storm an English monastery, take what we want and kill everyone that gets in our way. That’s a good thing… mostly. However, at some point, even a guy that has never been in a fistfight is going to wish he was in a situation where he could say…
1. “Come with me if you want to live!”
2. “Molon Labe: Come and get them!”
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3. “I’m your huckleberry!”
4. “I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me!”
5. “Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?” “Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherf*cker!”
6. “I will rain down an un-Godly f*cking firestorm upon you! You’re gonna have to call the f*cking United Nations and get a f*cking binding resolution to keep me from f*cking destroying you. I’m talking scorched earth, motherf*cker! I will massacre you! I WILL F*CK YOU UP!”
7. “Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?”
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