11 Signs You are a Simp

The word SIMP gets tossed around these days, so let’s start with a basic definition courtesy of Urban Dictionary:

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table. …A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason.

Also, just to be clear, let me note that merely agreeing with a woman, pulling out a chair for her, or being kind to a woman doesn’t make a man a simp.

Simps are men that put themselves below women, elevate women above men, or behave weakly in a futile effort to get laid. So, how do you tell if you’re a simp?